The epic and heartwarming saga of one old-timer's quest to stay relevant with Drupal in the face of rapidly evolving technologies and shifting social patterns. Should I buy a new Jaguar, or deploy Kubernetes? Should I go to the gym, or learn to use Docker? Should I refresh my wardrobe and dye my greying hair, or memorise Drupal Console commands? Or should I quit it all and focus on that new blockchain based IoT startup that is offering AI chatbot services to geo-targeted big data consumers?